Wow. I mean… wow. I am so excited for season 5 of Dexter that if it suddenly came out on DVD, I would purchase it in minutes.
Regardless, this looks INSANE.
I cannot wait until September.
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- God: Hey Jews.
- Jews: Hey.
- God: So listen guys, I'm thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.
- Jews: What?
- God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.
- Jews: We don't follow.
- God: Okay, work with me here guys. Remember the whole ‘angry God' thing?
- Jews: Vividly.
- God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-
- Jews: Yeah.
- God: And forty years in the-
- Jews: We remember that.
- God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.
- Jews: Wait, what?
- God: Whoops, forget I said that. "Spoiler Alert", am I right?
- Jews: ...
- God: Anyway, we're going to re-work this whole “God- thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.
- Jews: So, like...?
- God: For example, I'm super chill now, for some reason. Plus there's a heaven. Oh, and this is Jesus. He's my son, and he's God too, or something. It's complicated, ok?
- Jesus: Yo.
- Jews: I think we'll stick with the old one here.
- God: Look, I love the brand loyalty Jews, I really do. But this whole “God- thing isn't playing to the right demographics. Jesus is a hip, young God, you know, for the whole “A.D.- generations.
- Jesus: Surfs up, dudes!
- God: Ha, that Jesus. What a character, right? This is going to play huge in Rome…
- Jews: This…goes against everything you've ever told us.
- God: No it doesn't, so just shut up. Also, Jesus, you're going to die.
- Jesus: What? I thought I was your son! Or God. Or both!
- God: Look, this is just complicated, okay Jesus? Besides, you totally return when you fight the Devil.
- Jews: Who?
- God: Right, he's another new character. He's like an evil God. Plot twist, right? We're arch enemies.
- Jesus: Why would you make your own arch-enemy? That's really stupid.
- God: Shut up, Jesus. Andwhat would you know? You're made of bread and wine.
- Jesus: What? Why?
- God: Sponsorships, alright? New testaments aren't cheap.
- Jews: I'm sorry, this is just way too different. Is this your fan-fiction or something?
- God: Of course not. This is the logical progression of Judaism which I planned all along. Like when I made all those references to a lamb.
- Jews: You made, like, five.
- God: Well, they were all about Jesus. Foreshadowing. Um, I guess. So there.
- Jews: Couldn't you have been clearer then?
- God: I work in mysterious ways, okay? Look, just go with it guys. I worked really hard on this. And come on, you totally owe me for the whole 'creation' thing anyway.
- (pause)
- Most Jews: Well, I guess we could.
- God: Awesome! 'Most Jews', aka 'New Christians'-
- New Christians: We're what now?
- God: You won't regret this guys, I have the whole thing planned perfectly
- Holy Ghost: Oooooooooh!
- God: ...
- New Christians: ...
- God: You're going to love it.
—Copyright © B. Tyler Margison 2010“I am officially announcing it cameo week on Facebook. Change your profile picture to your favorite cameo, no matter which it is! This should be awesome. Can I get a re-post? Anybody else willing to try this? :D Let’s do it.”
I can’t wait until someone is telling the story of how I became a billionaire producer/director, and at the end, they’ll say, “and the rest is history”.
B. Tyler Margison
All right.
Salvia is not a social drug, like pot or alcohol. It’s supposed to be more meditative. What makes me even madder is that ALCOHOL IS LEGAL and this kind of thing (and worse) happens all the time. So one guy wrestled his friend to the ground and jumped down a flight of stairs. At least he didn’t drunkenly crash his car into a family driving home from church. I personally feel that this guy deserved what he got. If you’re going to act stupid on a drug, you deserve the consequences.
I personally want to find him and beat the living hell out of him for being so absolutely stupid with a perfectly fine herb that is receiving a bad rep because of idiot college douchebags like himself.
Thank you, I Ching, for indirectly, yet nearly perfectly answering my question.
The Judgement:
The solution will come in the end
Through the power of the almighty
Remain passive and receptive
Think Good then Good will follow.
Think Evil then Evil will follow.
In the beginning Evil may tempt
At the end paradise will be regained
And great success will be follow.
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This is how I categorize people in my chat lists. I still block everyone, though.
Nightly Ritual
- Shut down 360,
- Move netbook to bedroom,
- Clean and rearrange “work station”,
- Move rest of bed items (chargers, phones, kids, blankets, etc.) to bedroom,
- Pour a “shot” of coca cola,
- Use the bathroom,
- Take out contacts,
- Drink coca cola (letting it sit for a moment keeps it from being too cold),
- Back in bedroom, plug in phone charger,
- Plug in netbook charger,
- Plug in electric blanket,
- Turn off light,
- Lie down,
- Proceed with computer work.
It’s a tough life, but someone has to live it, right?
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“Breaking Summer” - btyler (me)
This song was written for a good friend of mine, Nikki, through my “btyler song shop” service.
As always, songs are open to interpretation, but this one is about someone who is working so hard to get where they want to be, and they hardly have anything to show for it right now, except for summer break. The person has to deal with teaching classes, then going to school and being in class, and everything’s just clusterfucked until summer, and that’s the biggest reward of all.
Download: http://linkbee.com/breakingsummer
Lyrics:
Eight to five.
Not all right.
Classes make my days and nights.
Work at school.
That’s the rule.
Plenty of sleep that’s overdue.
I’ve got to find a break somewhere.
Oh-oh oh-oh oh oh oh.
Summer’s too far away to bear.
Oh-oh oh-oh oh oh oh.
Am I breaking summer?
Or will this summer break me?
I’ve worked so hard for what I have.
Still don’t know where it’ll take me.
Am I breaking summer?
Or will this summer break me down?
I need this more than ever.
I cannot wait to break out of this town.
Teach all day.
Learn at night.
I’ve got no time to get a life.
Time is lost.
At what cost?
How many bridges do I have to cross?
Feeling like a kid again.
Oh-oh oh-oh oh oh oh.
When will all these classes end?
Oh-oh oh-oh oh oh oh.
Am I breaking summer?
Or will this summer break me?
I’ve worked so hard for what I have.
Still don’t know where it’ll take me.
Am I breaking summer?
Or will this summer break me down?
I need this more than ever.
I cannot wait to break out of this…
…am I breaking summer?
Am I breaking summer?
Or will this summer break me?
I’ve worked so hard for what I have.
Still don’t know where it’ll take me.
Am I breaking summer?
Or will this summer break me down?
I need this more than ever.
I cannot wait to break out of this town.
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If you enjoy this personalized song, and would like one of your own, visit the btyler song shop at btylermargison.com for more information.
Only $30!
